Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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