Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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