Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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