oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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