I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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