she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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