i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Who died my cat blue again?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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