I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I believe in your delicious
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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