im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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