I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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