I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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