I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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