I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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