Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is wine microwaveable?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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