Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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