Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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