ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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