It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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