you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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