two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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