My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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