trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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