You're so nebulous sometimes
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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