The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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