he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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