So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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