im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
God I need to hump something, right now.
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