Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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