bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
