He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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