these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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