"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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