It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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