if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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