Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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