I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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