I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
