A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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