Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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