i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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