good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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