Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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