Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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