I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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