This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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