Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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