I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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