I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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