I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm having to shit out rocks
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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