Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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