So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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