i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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