I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Randomize
