OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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